How can I get revenge on my neighbors?

Before Seeking Revenge on Bad Neighbors—Try Diplomacy

1. Bring a little gift if you feel like it (flowers or baked goods)
2. Make sure you’re calm and composed.
3. Visit your neighbors.
4. Inform them about the noise they’re making or any other problem they’re causing.
5. Explain why it bothers you and how it affects your activities.

How do I troll my neighbors?

How to Make Your Neighbors Miserable

1. You could mow your lawn very early in the morning.
2. You could have a few pizzas delivered to their address.
3. Allow your pets to do their business in your neighbor’s yard and don’t use a pooper scooper.
4. Doorbell ditch!
5. TP their tree!
6. Place rubber snakes around their garden beds.

How do I make my neighbors smell better?

How to Use Basic Chemistry to Scare the Hell Out of Your…

1. A Sprayable Stink Bomb. Sure, burning hair makes a great stink bomb, but who wants to deal with collecting other people’s hair?
2. The Table O’ Blood.
3. Make ’em Pee Blue.
4. The Sublimator.
5. A Flaming Ball of Hydrogen.

How do I talk to my neighbors noise?

Here are a few options.

1. Talk to them.
2. Suggest a plan and/or compromise.
3. Come up with possible solutions.
4. Give your neighbors a warning.
5. Talk to your landlord, management company, or HOA.
6. As a last resort, contact the police.

How do you deal with rude noisy neighbors?

Here are some things you can do:

1. Document the offenses. There are a variety of ways you can do this.
2. Give a courtesy knock. A courtesy knock may help.
3. Talk to your neighbor. If a friendly knock doesn’t work, you can chat with them about it the next time you see them.
4. Contact the landlord.
5. File a noise complaint.